roman gods zeus
I think I pissed off the entire Norse and Egyptian pantheons. How can I get the Graeco-Roman gods to defend me
There’s a one-eyed old geezer who’s been has been standing behind me waving a spear for the last hour and there’s a huge young guy who has been smashing all my stuff with a gigantic hammer. And then there’s this dude with a jackal head and another one with a eagle head who’ve been staring at me and drooling and talking about dinner.
I think I pissed them off when I told them to go away because they’re not real.
I think I’m gonna get killed here
The only thing I can think of is to get Zeus or someone like that to come get them off my back.
Well what you need to do is this –
Go to your fridge and get a cucumber, then wave it at them. After that you get a knife and slice the cucumber in half with them watching you.
Then you must get 2 eggs, when you have them, wave them at them. Then you smash the eggs on the floor whislt they are watching.
Then you yell this at them with all the anger you have ever had, and yell exactly this, “I will kalikrak the finedoo, I will, you teritat it!”
After that their genitals will be smashed and sliced, and they will be forever only ably to speak jibberish.
They should then become insane and lose thier minds, and they will go away and leave you alone.
Problem solved:)
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